What Could Be Wrong with the Right?

In my own right

I’ll say Julie was not always right

For she would think her left was the right

But her right wasn’t the right, but the left

Twas hard to tell her

That the right was wrong

Since the left was right

All I wanted her to know was

She could be just right on the right

Yet wrong

We went for yoga pose

And Julie drew her left leg first

To Julie the left was the right

To the teacher, the right was right

So I whispered ‘Julie your right is the right’

She replied ‘obviously, right is right and left is left’

I gave up on what’s the right or the left

Or what’s left of the left that wasn’t right

I might just be right or wrong too